Mad hilarity with jenna dahman and if your'e a girl you'll laugh at this.
What???s up, ese?
I'd just like to give a shout out to whoever Joey Garza is out there.
Today at work this guy Kenny argued that Mellencamp was better then Springsteen. Arguable, sure. But I think Mellencamp had the advantage of time on his side, leaving Springsteen to influence him before he busted on the scene. Sure, Mellencamp is from the "heartland" aka Indiana, which is right next door and apparently has zero malls, because all the fucking hoosiers come sojourning to the ghetto 'mall' i work at. On the other hand, Springsteen reins from seedy new jersey.
Plus Bruce is a more soulful man while Mellencamp still has a lot of growing up to do, evident in this interview I saw in Rollingstone where he just cussed the whole damn time. Not like I have a fucking problem with that.
Sometimes I'll.okay practically always, I'll settle into these grooves between encountering things I'm interested in, especially musicians. And then I start thinking, "What if this is it? What if this is the last artist I find that I really like?" Because you know how old people stop paying attention to the musical scene sometime in their early adulthood and after that, nothing compares to them. It makes me nervous. And yeah I know theres a pool of talent out there that's just huge. But right now "talent" is just a bunch of Strokes nock-offs and belting nobody's on ABC or whatever getting voted to startdom via text messenger. This reminds me to post my tirade against kelly clarkson that is currently in the rtb. Speaking of which
www.geocities.com/randomthoughtsbook/RTB
s'a good place to be.
oh if you're looking for a good movie about man's inhumanity towards man, and the struggle to survive in the most dire of circumstances, plus if you enjoy classical music, the occasional violent as hell slaughtering of innocents, and the plight of the Jews during WW2, or Schindler's List on that note, watch the Pianist. It's good
I'm off to continue in "AS NATURE MADE HIM: THE BOY WHO WAS RAISED AS A GIRL," Brenda keeps rejecting the surgery that would give her a functional snatch and they're going to have to break the news to her at some point. After which, according to the B&W photo pages in the heart of the spine, comes soon and she becomes David and stops taking estrogen supplements. The excitement mounts.
My new major makes me insecure. Oh, and a boy raised as a girl.
Wednesday July 16, 2003
Posted by: ridgecliff (1:41:22 AM EDT)
Jessica was like: ha i love it cuz i write to them {COLLEGE OFFICIALS} all verbose like,and they write back like "hey yeah so uhhh" its funny
Jessica was like: where's the professionalism!
JenGirl10: out the fucking window
Jessica was like: yeah. they dont give a shit. im just some other seedy college kid. they look at me and see ramen and cockroaches. condoms and kegs.
JenGirl10: haha
Jessica was like: s'true
Jessica was like: and you know, most of all
JenGirl10: they're just bitter cuz they're old
Jessica was like: they see their reflection in my pupils. upside-down, just like they're dreams turned at some long forgotten turn in the road.
Jessica was like: haha where do i get this shit
Jessica was like: ;-)
JenGirl10: i really don't know
Jessica was like: nor i my friend....nor i
Jessica was like: at least it sounds semi real
JenGirl10: yeah... fresh out of the ass.
Jessica was like: hey fuck yoU!
Jessica was like: do you honestly think all my stuff sounds like i shit it out?
JenGirl10: lol
JenGirl10: you shit out that letter in 5 minutes dude
Jessica was like: that letter wasn't shit, that's just how i talk
JenGirl10: i mean, you literally took a dump on your keyboard.... i'm not saying it's shit, you just can pull things out unlike anyone i have ever known
Jessica was like: omg
Jessica was like: but does it come from my ass just because you KNOW me, or does it come from my ass because it sucks, in general, having been written by anyone at all?
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On another note, I got this book from the library. The story is this, oh and its nonfiction, which I just think they should call TRUTH, but anyway: 1967, 2 baby boys born, and when they're like 8 months old their mom notices they freak out screaming when they pee. So they need to get circumcised cuz there's some issue there, I will spare you the details. So they go to the hospital with babies Bruce and Brian. Pick Bruce up, anesthetize him, use some metal clamp and one of those hot metal needles that cauterizes the blood vessels as it cuts, no blood you know? So apparently the voltage is somehow conducted catastrophically due to the metal clamp and Bruce's dick is fried to a charred black stick that falls off a few days later.I know!
So anyway, they can't build a snythetic functional dick and they realize the kid's childhood and life will be fucked because...all the psychological shit, you know. Plus he can never get any. So they decide to raise Bruce as a girl, and name her Brenda and give her the appropriate accoutrements down south and start her on hormone pills when she's 11 or whatever. But the whole time she knows something is up. SHe is all rough and hates dolls, the ususal kind of thing. She is totally messed inside.
Anyway, puberty hits and things get weird and they tell him/her and then HE stops the hormones and becomes "david" a guy again.......anyway, it's an interesting book.
OH SHIT HAHAHAHAH GiiiiiiiiiiiiiiRLS!!!!!!!
Tuesday July 15, 2003
Posted by: ridgecliff (1:11:59 AM EDT)
so i was checking these medecine websites to see which pills have the most oomph.
http://pain.bayer.com/types_pain/menstrual_discomfort_en.html
you HAVE TO GO THERE.
Jenna Dahman:
JenGirl10: what the fuck... it's the fucking fourth of july in that uterus
JenGirl10: that pisses me off... try and make something that feels like stabbing knives into fireworks.
JenGirl10: i'm writing a letter to bayer
JenGirl10: hmm... dear bayer:
JenGirl10: i'd just like to let you know about how MY fireworks display feels like every 28 days.
JenGirl10: interestingly enough, it does feel like something is exploding inside of my uterus
Jessica was like: HA
Jessica was like: i am cackling uncontrollably
JenGirl10: hahaha
Jessica was like: keep going, im putting this online
Jessica was like: you have to keep going
JenGirl10: let's see....
JenGirl10: in actuality, my uterus is doing the exploding... and i'm pretty sure it doesn't produce pretty colored stars.
Jessica was like: well, if you like red
JenGirl10: however, i'm so glad that you have a pain medicine that can alleviate those stars that don't exist.
Jessica was like: boo, no longer funny
Jessica was like: go back
JenGirl10: sorry, you interupted my flow
Jessica was like: PUN!!! HAHA!
JenGirl10: ew
JenGirl10: hahahaha i'm still trying to figure out the significance of the expanding red dot.
JenGirl10: i mean.... where the FUCK do you think menstrual pain in located?
Jessica was like: she has a clit, but no boobs
JenGirl10: yeah that's pretty sick
Jessica was like: and then they have the aerobics class below it
Jessica was like: what is that all about?
Jessica was like: heres some ladys' hip
Jessica was like: and her flat stomach. bitch
JenGirl10: really!
JenGirl10: where's the bloating?
JenGirl10: like i'm going to fit my nasty bloated ass into some spandex on my period
JenGirl10: only if i want to cry for 2 days
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