Lyrics I feel, fat goth kids, guys and movies, funny japanese pillow....
Bruce lyrics I really feel, fat goth kids, condom, movie lines
Saturday July 5, 2003
Posted by: ridgecliff (8:53:58 PM EDT)
lyrics to "one step up"
Woke up this morning my house was cold
Checked out the furnace she wasn't burnin'
Went out and hoped in my old Ford
Hit the engine but she ain't turnin'
We've given each other some hard lessons lately
But we ain't learnin'
We're the same sad story that's a fact
One step up and two steps back
Bird on a wire outside my motel room
But he ain't singin'
Girl in white outside a church in June
But the church bells they ain't ringing
I'm sittin' here in this bar tonight
But all I'm thinkin' is
I'm the same old story same old act
One step up and two steps back
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It's the same thing night on night
Who's wrong baby who's right
Another fight and I slam the door on
Another battle in our dirty little war
When I look at myself I don't see
The man I wanted to be
Somewhere along the line I slipped off track
I'm caught movin' one step up and two steps back
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There's a girl across the bar
I get the message she's sendin'
Mmm she ain't lookin' to married
And me well honey I'm pretending
Last night I dreamed I held you in my arms
The music was never-ending
We danced as the evening sky faded to black
One step up and two steps back
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I went to the mall today after work to see if I could get my watch fixed. There's this store there called Torrid. It's another Hot Topic store, you know, all the black and red shit and the Nightmare Before Xmas paraphernalia to make kids feel original and "hardcore." So get this, Torrid, from first glace, looks EXACTLY like Hot Topic. And you go "oh god, they're proliferating" But GET THIS, then you see the sign in the doorway that says "THE ALTERNATIVE FOR SIZES 12-26" holllly shit. Fat goth kids. Who knew there was such a market for this stuff? Maybe they went to a Manson concert and saw kids in those tight 'vintage' skateresque t shirts and thought they had something. You don't believe me do you?
www.torrid.com
I was in my brother's room just a few minutes ago, he and his girlfriend are still here 4 weeks later, and so i was sitting there talking to him for a minute or 3, and then I looked down to the floor and there's a box of Durex. Yeah, gross. Anyway I can deal, but it wasn't just regular condoms it was EXTREME PLEASURE STUDDED...that's just weird to think about. I mean, it's my BROTHER aaaaaaaagh!
a lot of the guys i work with, you know, the high school variety, they're obsessed with reciting movie lyrics and they totally get off on it, i mean busting out laughter and all these scenes from really dumb movies and all the girls stand around like hm yeah anyway....
perhaps this is because they always say guys are more visual than girls. if you ask a guy how a movie was he'll be like "it was totally awesome, there was this scene where this car flew off a bridge and blew up in midair, fire everywhere, and then this guy was being gunned down on the roof of a high-rise and jumped and landed on his motorcycle.." they'll tell you the visual stuff, but if you ask a girl if a movie was good she'll usually not give a specific description of her favorite scene but she'll give it an overall rating "eh, not bad. there were some really cute parts. it's alright." she won't be like "it was okay except for this one scene where the guy was cuddling sharon with his left arm around her and the bedspread was purple and then he reached over to kiss her and" no, they never do that. the already obvious conclusion? Less visual, more emotional. But who didn't know this. Time to go finish the last 84 or so pages of my book.
But before I go I'm so sick of that tampax commercial where the girl and her bf are at a party, and she goes upstairs to the bathroom and puts her tampon down half hanging out of the open window, and it falls and she freaks out and doesn't like the other non-tampax tampons under the sink so she makes that chain of the tampons and reaches down to the ground downstairs and snares the tampon, and the guy is down there extolling the girl like "she's amazing, so smart, creative, absolutley adorable" and you can see the tampon chain in the background? I'm so sick of that fucking commercial. No girl alive would do that.
It???s a cozy pillow with a tongue in cheek sense of humor
Saturday July 5, 2003
Posted by: ridgecliff (1:28:53 AM EDT)
http://bbs.sina.com.tw/usr/372/372_12899360.jpg
i want one, too bad it's in japanese
time to watch south park.
Invention for humanity
Friday July 4, 2003
Posted by: ridgecliff (1:10:25 AM EDT)
So, I've got sensitive teeth. And I got the sensodyne,but you can still get random flashes of pain in the middle of the day, and you can't just run off and brush your teeth when you're at work. So here's my idea:
Chewing gum that desensitizes your teeth.
And gives you minty fresh breath.
So, you feel some ache, you pop the gum, within minutes the pain is lessened. I emailed sensodyne but they said i needed a patent or something. I'm not in it for the money. I'm out to help humanity.
I read in Rolling Stone that whiskeytown's getting back in the studio, so fuck yeah.
nasty: when women yank the sides of their bikini bottoms waay up to like navel-level. that's just so weird.
i think im gonna go eat an eggo and get in bed. strawberry flavor, if you must ask
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